totally laughed my as off joke i found on reader's digest: a nine year old boy is spying on his mother and her lover from a bedroom wardrobe. The woman’s husband comes home early. She shoves her lover into the wardrobe, not knowing her son is in there, too. “dark in here,” the boy says. “yes , it is,” says the man. “want to buy a football for 200$?” “no way” “my dad’s outside” “ok, done.” The next week, the husband is early again. The lover is back in the wardrobe with the boy. “dark in here,” says the boy. “yes it is.” “I’ve got football boots. $500.” “sold”. The next day, the father tells the boy, “get your football gear. Let’s go to the park for a game.” “I sold it for 700$.” “you conned your friends!? You’ll have to ask God for forgiveness.” The father marches the boy to church, sits him in the confessional booth and closes the door. “dark in here,” says the little boy. “don’t start that again,” says the priest